A long ass fucking time ago in a town called kickapoo, there lived a humble family religius through and through.
But, Yeah, there was a black sheep, Hes name was young JB and he refused to step in line. A vision he had of fucking rocking all the time. JB wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did alaign ( Or Aleign )

- oh the dragons balls are blazing as i stepped intoo hes cave and i sliced hes fucking cockles with a long and shiny blade, it was i who fucked the dragon sing fuck a lie sing fuckaloo and if you try to fuck with me then i shall fuck you to...
Gotta get it on in the party zone.
Gotta lick a (sumthing) in the party zone.
Gotta Suck a (sumthing) In the party zone.

You dissobeyed my orders son why were you ever born? Your brothers ten times better than you JESUS loves him more. This music that you play for us comes from the dephts of hell!
Rock and roll is the devils work he wants you to rebel.
Youve become a mindless puppet Beelzebub pulls the strings.
Your grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cry don't let me hear you moan.
You gotta praise the lord when your in my home!


Dio can you hear me? I am lost and so alone. My father thinks your evil but man, He can suck a (*cock*). Rock n roll is not the devils work, its magical and rad. I'll never rock as long as im stuck here with my daaad!

I hear you young brave Jables, you are hungry for the rock! But to learn the Ancient methods you must unlock sacred doors.
You must go to the land of Hollywood. The city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand. You will form a strong alliance and worlds most awsome band. Tó find your fame and fortune, throught the valley you must walk! Now escape your fathers clatches and this opressive neighborhood! Now go my son and Rooooooock!

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Tenacious D kickapoo, there is mor left to it.


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God, I want you! I want you so much! I WANT YOU!
Why can't i have you right now?`
Your like a little doll.
Won't you come to me?